Memes For The Chronically Online

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Emmy Pratt • Writer and Editor
Jul 3, 2023 10:00 AM EDT

By all means, metrics and medical professionals, I should be classified as "chronically online." I have been using social media since I was a wee tween, and I have not stopped ever since. I still remember Twitter discourse from years going back. I was scrolling through meme websites when there were only image macros available. The only reason I have the job that I have is that I spent hundreds of hours of my life perusing the internet. Being online is part of who I am, and I wouldn't change it. 

I don't necessarily consider myself "chronically online" because I don't spend my life stewing about the things I see on the internet. I understand that social media is not real life, so I don't bring it into my offline life. These silly little websites are machines designed to get me angry and addicted, and I refuse to let them make me angry all the time. It's crucial to let the bothersome memes roll away like water off a duck's back. 

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    Food - what's up babe you've not eaten your lasagwich
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    Vertebrate - Leaving the Oppenheimer theater and heading to the Barbie theater
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    Smile - Me: *explains right and wrong to my toddler and all the rules she needs to follow. What my toddler hears: No right, no wrong No rules for me
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    Forehead - My kid, creating a playlist that's just "We Don't Talk About Bruno" thirty- seven times in a row: All bangers all the time. THE DAD
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    Hat - Me when my wife starts eating all the fries she said she didn't want. WE'RE ENEMIES NOW
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    Human - "Your kids look just like your husband" Me: @mykidsbutler I have never been so insulted in my entire life.
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    Organism - My wife: [gives our 7-year-old a sip of her pumpkin spice latte] 7-Year-old: THE DAD I've never felt power like this before
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    Tie - No one: Not a soul: Disney Princesses: I've been controlling animals since I was six.
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    Organ - No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out that a talking wolf wasn't her grandmother. 7 @artmemescentral
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    Vehicle - "How about you climb in here and rub my belly, and we forget about that pesky ticket." K
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    Shelf - I love working at a toy store. 20.30 1453 Pre School T.V. preschool CORN Pre-School "Working."
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    Rectangle - Tesla Cyber Toilet
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    Machine - Pe a DING BELL OR CHOLE THE CHICKEN FOR SERVICE THKS SQUEE FOR SERVICE TOSHIBA DOLLAR GENERA Please Enter Coupon Phet P X♡ Ⓒ
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    Clothing - @ilovethe00s I was not born to work a 9-5 I was made to be the hottest person at the grocery store at noon on a weekday
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    Hair - Me talking about my darkest secrets with my bestie at the most public places
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    Rectangle - When you're not sure how to use your multidimensional gifts yet so you improvise @lizadovgish NUDE PSYCHIC READINGS AND TAX ADVICE
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    Glasses - "Do not drink alcohol with this medication" Me:
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    Dress - Me trying to fix people the best way I know how MEMES SRS
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    Cartoon - people with disabilities, circus owners during 1800s In
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    Sleeve - Why's this dude look like he should be 68, retired from the post office and enjoying his 2nd daughters wedding @LAUGHLABEL
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    Helmet - I WAS STARING AT THIS till I realised it was a hula hoop
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    Plant - In loving memory of Huw Davies Used to sit here and shout Fuck off! at the seagulls
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    Rectangle - FR NO Smoking ممنوع التدخين Don't speak French ممنوع التكلم بالفرنسية
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    Forehead - When people split up in horror movies instead of sticking together
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    Wood - Powerlifter cat prepares to deadlift the aquarium
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    Cat - "It aint my fault that she gave your homeboy head, I still need to be fed 40
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    Plant - Walking down Canal St in Thibodaux, 98° temps, wearing one flip-flop carrying a gator. 115 Buck Harper
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    Rectangle - I don't need a warning label, you've seen my memes. You knew what you were getting into
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    Human - When a sad song comes on in the car and you stare out of the window pretending to be in a music video
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    Hand - It was at that moment when I discovered why the vent wasn't working...
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    Daytime - SMOKING BARE FEET PETS PROHIBITED IN BUILDING
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    Water - One day English will kill us CROCODILES DO NOT SWIM HERE
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    Cartoon - When you had one kid and it was amazing, so you decided to have another kid, but now you're like...
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    Eyelash - I threw a Tupperware out yesterday bc I didn't want to clean it
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